AOL Away messages

How CAN I MISS YOU.....if I DONT GO AWAY!
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Hey yo wassup i am away 4rm da comput right now see ya when bin laden goes to hell!
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Im lost in thought becuz it's such an unfamiliar territory 4 me. brb

im on the side of the freeway dressed as a deer trick or treating...brb

Wit an X and an O this chicks gotta go (to the bathroom that is)

(your sn): knock, knock
%n: who's there?
(your s/n): boo
%n: boo who?
(your s/n): aww, don't cry..i'm away from my comp. now but i'll be back soon, i promise..brb

Im out looking 4 my mind because some1 told me I lost it.

me no here!!!! well um... don't you see that little note beside my screen name? well if you don't your a MORON!!!!and you probley need and eye test!!!!

:-D Well, yeah, I am extremely bored!!! I have probably fallen asleep or something... oh well... I guess I will talk to you later. Oh by the way- have you happened to stumble across a lost mind when you were trying to message me... No, oh ok, thanks anyways...

Get fired up!!! I am studying for a MAJOR test that I am hoping not to fail... LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Just kidding, not really, but oh well... leave me a little message and I will get back to you as soon as I can... unless I think you are annoying and I will not respond to your retarded message... Later. The bestest person in the world, Gb..:-D:-D

oops, you caught me at a bad time.. I will be back soon though, so if you feel your message is important please don't send it because 9 times out of 10 it isn't important. oh well, whatever floats your boat... :-D

Well, I could be doing a number of things like, sleeping, watching t.v., listening to music, being bored and doing nothing, or IGNORING you! Well I guess you will never know...

i have a bloody nose right now because i got in a fight with my goldfish then the refridgerater jumped

I heard there was this crazy person going aroung traking ppl down through IM,I think their sn is %n so just be careful out there...and oh yeah ill brb

Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for *n (your SN), your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 9,641, please hold, your message is important to me.

out like a fat chick in a dodge ball game

help!! they are taking me away! somebody!! anybody!!! SOME PLEASE HELP ME!!! they're dragging me to their ship....omg can't anyone hear me, AHH they're taking off...........

OK here is how it is: U R not important enough for me to drop everything im doing and talk to you unless your kris then i will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!

Hello we're sorry but you've reached the away message of *NAME*. Please leave your name, email, and a short message and s/he will get back to you as soon as possible.

Knot hear. At dat plaze cal skool getten a edgimicashon. Tri it.

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

GrLz..GrLz..GrLz..DuNt U jUsT lUv dEm..Im JuSt sAyiNg Im Not Gay... you always come on and tell me how stupid i am....yet yo see the yellow pad, but still feel the need to IM me, your a genious * i cant think of a good away message ! * COOKIN A STEAK-UM!!! hi, i lost my dog, so im goin to look for it and i left this up becus if u see my dog u can tell me even though im out looking for my dog, but i will eventually find a computer to check up on this in at least a year, o and this is also up becus my dog is really smart and it can use a comp so it could im me and i would know! I am also offering a reward for my dog. My dog! God if you wore not blined you might be able to see that paper looking theing next to my sn. that means i am away. I am tiered of seeing people messege me when i am away so from now on when the paper looking thing is by my sn DO NOT MESSEGE ME thank you O M G!!!! It looks like u fell down an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!! HAHAH Man i am good well BRB You have reached me.. your IM is very important to me plz hold....your IM will be anwserd in the order or witch it was recived..... Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups. %n, i believe there's a village missing its idiot??? :-p I'm not around.....yeah, I'm just as surprised as you are.